Stupid Mommy

Ok, Mommy totally bummed my mood and stuff. She walked by me all casually and says "Hey Milobutt, wouldn't it make more sense if you turned into a tiger if you ate zebras?" Sometimes I just want to bite her. I had a zebra (well who knows what catfood is made from these days) in my mouth so I didn't get a chance to give her a smart come back either. Gosh darn it!