It's all in how you see yourself

Sometimes I hate having a rational Mommy and having to explain everything to her. Sigh. This is how it went, I was running up to her, and we talked for a bit, a giving chitchat.

- Hi Mommy, I'm a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIION
- Hello Milobutt (I don't know WHY she insists on calling me Milobutt) You're too small to be a lion.
- But I'm a midget LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIION, rawr.
- Ok, Milo, but lions aren't black and white anyway.
- If we eat enough zebras we're black and white LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIONS. Mommy, you need to watch discovery more.

In her face! I'm the Milobu...I mean Milolion!